420calum:

So at work yesterday we only had pink spoons to hand out for the frozen yogurt and every male asked if we had a different color spoon because they did not like pink and it’s femininity and lemme tell u that this proves boys are weak and a fuckjng pink spoon proved that

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disheartens:

I hope you fall in love with a man with good music taste and a jawline stronger than your wifi connection

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xgenepositive:

nosdrinker:

no dog should ever be homeless

no home should ever be dogless

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overstressed and underfucked.

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onthesideoftheotters:

shotadreams:

mage-of-katnep:

rainbowsfireworks:

confusedtree:

ollivander:

lampghost:

[sleep-over voice] are you awake

[sleep-over reply voice] yeah

[regrettable sleepover invitee voice] you guys SHH

[confused sleep-over voice] what is the meaning of life

[annoyed sleep-over voice] dude shut up

[sleep-over host voice] you guys be quiet my moms gonna hear us

[unknown voice] you kids wanna buy some drugs

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aimso:

Apparently how people feel after waking up from naps.

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How I feel after waking up from naps.

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heteroh:

when your parents threaten to take your allowance away

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